headcanons!!!

my personal headcanons for Shinji!! these may stray pretty far from canon or be oddly specific! some of the really odd ones are my partner's fault (i asked him to contribute some headcanons)!

Random headcanons

• S3RL fan, his favorite song is 'Friendzoned'

• only knows how to prepare instant meals, can't cook beyond that

• hates 'casual'/'cozy' games such as Animal Crossing

• actually kind of sucks at video games

• suffers from IBS, stress makes it worse

• lactose intolerant

• always orders burgers without the pickles

• WataMote is his favorite anime, but he'll never admit it

• always goes up stairs with his right foot first

• loves trolling people online

• has a secret Twitter account where he posts about gacha games

• never pulls for male characters in gacha games unless they look like him

• favorite gacha game is Wuthering Waves

• always cuts the crust off of bread before eating it

FFXIV headcanons

• fem Au Ra, Summoner main

• all jobs at level 100

• bought job skips for healer jobs and then levelled them through Frontline

• Crystalline Conflict enjoyer

• goes to Balmung to silently judge people and then gets upset nobody talks to him

• gets into arguments in Limsa Lominsa shout chat

Queer headcanons

• transmasc

• in canon he's probably bisexual with internalized homophobia

• in my heart he's a lesbian